WHITE “i hate clowns” TEXT logo t-shirt
Price: $12.95
This is our best selling design. A t-shirt with a simple message written boldy across the front: “i hate clowns”. This one is a head turner! Everytime I wear my “i hate clowns” t-shirt I’m guaranteed to get a smile, a laugh, a comment, or at least a reaction from an innocent passerby Printed on Adult sized Hanes high quality, 100% cotton t-shirts (perfect for guys or girls)!

There are No Nice Clowns - Just Clowns With Agendas Anti-Clown T-Shirt
Price: $14.95
The idea behind this limited edition anti-clown shirt came right from one of our forum members. These words of wisdom are professionally screen printed on the t-shirts in 3D Puff lettering: THERE ARE NO NICE CLOWNS…ONLY CLOWNS WITH AGENDAS. A picture of a seemingly benign clown offering a flower is on the front of the t-shirt. The back of these Hanes brand, heavyweight, 100% cotton t-shirts shows the clown’s TRUE intentions as he holds a seltzer bottle, ready to squirt the first person to sniff his flower. Get yours today! Available in light blue or orange (my favorite color)!

i hate clowns NO CLOWN GRAPHIC logo t-shirt
Price: $17.95
The original. Our official “No Clowns” logo (a clown with the international NO sign across its evil face) with the simple statement underneath: “i hate clowns.”. With only a glance, this will tell everyone how you feel about clowns. The back reads: “The only thing we have to fear is a clown, that’s it” (something my dear old granny used to say). Printed on Adult sized Hanes Beefy T-Shirts (perfect for guys or girls)! Featured on the COVER of the Wall Street Journal!

Glow in the Dark - Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Black T-Shirt
Price: $17.95
Yes, you read that right. The ink on these shirts actually glows in the dark! Perfect for the nocturnal clown hater! These shirts are professionally silk screen printed with a specialty ink that shows white in the daytime with a cool luminescent greenish glow at night! Printed on 100% cotton, high quality, heavyweight 6 ounce Jerzees tees…this is the perfect gift for the clown hater in your life. This item will only be around in limited quantities, so get yours today.